yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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