About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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