dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Randomize