Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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