big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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