You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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