That's intense
...so i touched it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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