I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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