Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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