I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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