So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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