I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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