No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
