I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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