How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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