Christians are straight up FREAKS
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He did a backflip because drugs
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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