He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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