I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
the gays at disneyland are vicious
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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