i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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