Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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