i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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