We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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