Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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