dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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