So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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