im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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