I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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