she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Operation Purity has been aborted
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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