We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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