My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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