My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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