He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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