i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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