Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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