i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
