you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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