your parents love me but you hate me
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
