I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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