you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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