Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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