So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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