I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Randomize
