I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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