The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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