weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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