I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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