i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
