walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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