she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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