We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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