Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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