I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just high enough for therapy.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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