She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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