Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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