and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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